No! I Knead You Cat Tee - Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Introducing the purrfect tee for anyone who's ever been emotionally manipulated by a four-legged tyrant with toe beans. This dismayed cat isn’t just having a moment — he’s having an existential crisis. Why? Because you dared to move while he was kneading your spleen into a gluten-free biscuit.

Great for:

• Cat Lovers
• Codependent Pet Owners
• People who enjoy mild emotional blackmail
• Anyone who’s been used as a feline stress ball at 3AM

Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for lasting wear
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back, ensuring a perfect fit
- Retail fit

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean